津京游记与检查书

在过去的一周中,我,@huoouh (霍霍),@feicun (肥村)三人度过了愉快的时光。

首先从天津的两日游说起。受天津著名猥琐女霍霍的邀请,我和肥村两个京油子打算去一睹这个卫嘴子到底有多猥琐,没想到,刚一出天津站,我们这残酷的愿望就被美好的现实击得粉碎。

那个提喽着两个煎饼果子的女孩害羞地把眼光移向我俩所在的位置,然后倍儿淑女地走向我们,细声细语地打招呼,我和肥村顿时一愣,脑子里大概都在想同样的问题,“这是网上那个猥琐女么?怎么如此小女生?”。

在之后两天的行程中,小女生霍霍彻底颠覆了她闻名独立博客界的猥琐形象,以温柔贤惠的形象,辅以足以令军用GPS汗颜的方向感与位置感,带领我们在曾经的远东第二大城市的大街小巷之中自由穿行。从天津归来,再次通过网络接触到那一如既往的猥琐版霍霍,顿时觉得之前两天的行程很虚幻。

霍霍不但为我们安排了紧凑充实精彩的天津之旅,而且还出于礼貌,对北京进行了回访。肥村同学由于要回家,为霍霍作北京地导的光荣使命就则责无旁贷地落在了我的头上。也许是受到霍霍那一丝不苟的态度的深刻影响,我也在履行光荣使命之前进行了细致认真的行程准备,可是,我毕竟是山寨的,在当导游的过程中犯了如下错误:

1. 带着霍霍在地铁前门站绕了好几圈才进入关键词广场。(值得一提的是,我被细致地搜身,而霍霍直接pass。)

2. 傍晚让霍霍在鸟巢附近体验了北京的寒风。

3. 行程安排的太紧以致霍霍回家太晚,差点触犯了她的家规。

4. 在圆明园里迷路。

我深刻地认识到,我这种山寨行为虽然符合国情,但是漏洞百出。同样是作导游,差距怎么那么大呢?这是我在今后的学习和工作中需要时时反思的问题。我要端正态度,自主创新,为霍霍提供更加优质的导游服务。

P.S. 写此篇检查纯属自愿,未受任何个人,组织或团体的威逼利诱,刑讯逼供。如有雷同,纯属盗版。 钦此。

一月 23rd, 2010

[原创]wordpress真正无缝无后遗症完全搬家指南

wordpress_ex2Wordpress搬家实在是一件令人头疼的事,其难度比全新安装要高出好几个级别,即便是使用wordpress一年以上的老鸟也不一定能做好搬家这件看似简单的事情。我经历了6次搬家之后,才真正做到了无缝无后遗症的搬家,在这里整理下步骤。

1. 使用cpanel或是其他面板中的phpMyAdmin导出wordpress的数据库,导出时选上“另存为文件”,其他一切选择默认选项就可以,导出文件通常为localhost.sql

2. 通过面板中的文件管理器,将wordpress所在目录压缩成zip文件,将此文件下载到本地。

3. 打开新主机的面板,创建数据库用户与数据库,记下数据库的名称,比如”abowow_wp”,并为此用户添加访问此数据库的权限。 阅读更多…

十一月 14th, 2009

【转载】一位UM的心理学Ph.D给的写PS的建议

  • Leave roughly 1/3 of the essay to talk about the future
    In this section you can describe your interests, goals, career plans after graduate school, and why the school you are applying to is a good choice to pursue these interests. If there is a stringent word limit, make sure you include this part, even at the expense of leaving out some of your past. Your history should be reflected elsewhere in the applications, through your recommendations, cv, etc.
  • Don’t list experiences and awards
    If awards are listed elsewhere in the application (which they are according to nearly all forms), don’t put them here again! Not only is it a waste of space but it also makes you sound arrogant. If there is something listed on your c.v. that deserves explanation, you can put it in here, but even then it could be better to have a letter writer mention it, if the award is something s/he is familiar with.
  • Write for each school
    Your statement should read as though you wrote it specifically for the school to which you are applying. This may mean that you can leave 5 paragraphs the same for each school and change just the 6th for each application. However, sometimes it means tweaking other parts of the essay as well. I did this for 19 schools, and it was definitely worth it! You should definitely mention specific professors you would like to work with. If you do not do this, your application may be missed altogether (one school said they worked this way, even though they didn’t warn applicants ahead of time!) You may even mention how your interests are specifically aligned to work that some of the professors have done. This step should not be hard if you have already done your research on the schools you’re applying to. 阅读更多…
十月 27th, 2009

超NB的一段视频——Toy Soldiers/法国玩具大阅兵


vimeo最近喜欢在Vimeo(号称英文第二大视频网站,居Youtube之后)上乱看,感觉Vimeo上有一些非常有创意的视频,而且,Vimeo对视频的压缩没有Youtube那么狠,高清看起来异常舒服。

考虑到天朝刚刚过完60大寿,所以发一段和阅兵有关的视频,废话不多说,各位直接看吧,绝对惊艳!

重要:最近GFW发飙,墙了一堆网站,Vimeo也未能幸免,各位请翻墙围观。 阅读更多…

十月 5th, 2009

《天使与恶魔》影评以及片中对称文字

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最近实在是太忙,放在硬盘里很久的《天使与恶魔》电影加长版一直没有时间看。今天下午好不容易有了点空闲时间,于是靠在床上,抱着笔记本,享受这部视觉盛宴。

RomaCastelSantAngelo

Tom Hanks(饰演Robert Langdon)就不用多介绍了,在本篇中的出演依然是非常精彩,把握得恰到好处。本部片子是大名鼎鼎的《达芬奇密码》的姊妹篇,而我觉得质量绝对在《达》之上。本片的线索非常清晰,又涉及到科学与宗教等诸多眼花缭乱的元素,让观众从头到尾保持着紧张感与新鲜感,绝对是一部不可多得的好莱坞大片。相比之下,《达》的线索相对混乱,没有看过Dan Brown原著的观众很难看懂。也许在拍《达》时导演Ron Howard还没找到拍摄Dan Brown作品的诀窍,而在本片中,导演显然已经可以游刃有余地把握Dan Brown的作品。

影片中一大亮点就是那些令人称奇的对称文字。 阅读更多…

九月 25th, 2009